By Ned O'Reilly

Directed by Ned O'Reilly

In this original satire on contemporary privacy, corporate trainers share a too-small hotel room in Wisconsin Rapids. Two women, one man – but only two beds!?!?!? What ensues is a hilarious evening of personal devices, double entendres, corporate espionage, Wisconsin-style partying, social networking, casual sex, and fantasy baseball.

Produced by Mercury Players Theater at Bartell Theater's Drury Stage, 113 E. Mifflin St. , Madison

Performances: November 7-22, 2014

Performance Times: Friday, November 7, 2014 @ 8pm
Saturday, November 8, 2014 @ 8pm
Thursday, November 13, 2014 @ 7:30pm
Friday, November 14, 2014 @ 8pm
Saturday, November 15, 2014 @ 8pm
Sunday, November 16, 2014 @ 2pm
Thursday, November 20, 2014 @ 7:30pm
Friday, November 21, 2014 @ 8pm
Saturday, November 22, 2014 @ 8pm

Ticket Prices: $20 General Admission $18 Students & Seniors

Call 608-661-9696 for reservations or more information.

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Auditions will be held on the following days:


Auditions will be held from 7 - 10pm each night, on the Bartell Theatre's Drury stage.

Walk-ins will be welcome, but signing up is better. Contact the director to set an audition time or to find out more about the play:
Ned O’Reilly, 608-617-4917, Telijah@charter.net

3 Roles are available:
GREG - Late 20s/early 30s, slightly off of handsome, a smart, corporate trainer with a weakness for Buster Posey and the hotel lounge (lead role)

TIFFANY - Mid- to late 20s, a hot, confident, fun-loving corporate trainer with an equal affinity for boy-toys and girl/girl shenanigans (lead role)

TROY - Early 20s, earnest and pretty, a Wisconsin boy-toy who can’t stop sexting and looks good in a Speedo (featured role with plenty to do in five scenes)

The play is very verbal (think Aaron Sorkin) and also very physical, including scenes of mature subject matter. Come prepared to read from the script and meet a few physical challenges. There will be no nudity at the initial audition.

Rehearsals will be a couple times a week in the second half of August and progress to four nights a week after Labor Day. Performance Dates are November 7–22, 2014.